WTF Am I Wearing? Late-Night Regrets Blindfolds

This is not your curated, thoughtful, match-my-vibe kind of accessory. This is pure party roulette. You order, we ship, and when it arrives… well, good luck explaining it to your roommates.

“Sex Instructor – First Lesson Free”
“If You Can Read This, You’re Too Close”
“Fuck Me Like You Love Me”
“Bad Girl”
“Certified Hoe”
“Woke Up Horny”
“Don’t Blame Me, Blame Tequila”

and more

Because not knowing is half the fun. Whether it says “Tie Me Up” or “Queen of Chaos”, it’s guaranteed to spark a moment, a laugh, or maybe even a memory… if you’re lucky.